Sunday, October 25, 2009

Gallbladder Surgery And Yoga

L'Affare - LEGGETE PRIMA DI GUARDARE L'IMMAGINE, BESTIE!

- Do you feel the time go?
- I have a Rolex on your wrist do not want to know?
- Ah, you have got at the end ...
- Do you, the other flew in the street ... a package, I wanted to give a parcel to me ...
- But who is your sister?
- Yeah And if it's his fault I'm late, I woke up.
- There are alarms.
- My sister is better, sometimes you forget, but at least it brings me coffee in bed.
- I am three facts are as you expect.
- You did well, I do one myself.
- Did you bring the stuff?
- We have it all.
- And you?
- Yes, yes, I want to forget it? I came here.
- How do I know.
- however I have yet to understand why I am always me eh.
- Why? because it is.
- Why is not the answer.
- EO is the only one that comes to mind.
- It is Okay, but the car is mine.
- Well, this is an answer.
- I see, but if you get caught is a mess.
- Can not, will never happen!
- Are you sure?
- three months is that we are preparing it, we have documented, we did testing and retesting,
want to be wrong now?
- Bo, I know, I'm not so convinced.
- But you do not have to be convinced enough to guide you and the rest of us think I. In fact, you've removed the hood
?
- It is you and you have taken the deal?
- What a deal.
- The deal no!?
- DIØØ me ...
- So you're stupid, I told you if you had remembered everything.
- Nasty bitch hurt!
- Who.
- My sister.
- a good start ...
- Mo when I go home in the swollen, I make him a face like that!
- Have not you angry.
- I'm not angry? Now how the fuck that thing we do without them ... that's why I broke the balls
, where did you put it, what have you done, you need to Franco, then you know you can not find the
angry if his business ... But going to fuck her and her idiot husband.
- But will her husband, Frank, what shall we do with that thing?
- But what I know, it always goes down to the dock to make her wane.
- One way we find it.
- What balls, which balls, one is prepared to do things well and have come to break
balls. But I'm fed up, they kicked out of home ...
- But the house is not your brother?
- Yes, so what?
- How do you throw him out.
- O beautiful, but with those who think you are talking about, if you want a job, you know that I'll take it.
- Ok, you need not before it fanned the rolex ... but now come si fa?
– Si fa che facciamo a turno, prima io e poi te.
– Ma lo vedi che mi tocca sempre a me?
– Ho capito, ma tanto toccava lo stesso fare a turno...
– Eh vabbè, ma alla fine quello che si fa il culo sono io!
– Ho detto che facciamo a turno, stai calmo!
– Si si , come l'altra volta che te ti sei preso il costume ganzo e mi hai lasciato quello verde e giallo.
– Oh, ma non è mica colpa mia se quello nero col mantello ti era grosso!
– Si ho capito, ma lo vedi come mi sono preparato? Io stò affare lo voglio fare bene.
– Eh no, e non lo vedo? Non ti preoccupare, si fa si fa.
– In effetti, you're not too bad ...
- Thanks!
- Please!
- Shall we go?
- Let's go.

- Of course it is a wonder this place is MO?
- Yes, yes, since then my father has closed all you can do the fuck you want.
- But when they come back?
- And I know, are gone.
- ok, who cares.
- From Marti, hand me that thing there.
- Keep.
- Thanks butt.

- Oh, oooh!
- Sssh, we feel that speaks softly.
- What's going on.
- Eh, it happens that the deal was closed off and is moving to that other mo another matter.
- And how ... how?!
- How is everything.
- Move it, do not take it anymore, damn you, your sister and brother.
- Oh, it's not my fault if I shit you got the deal ...
- So I knew, I knew ...
- Oh, do not break!
- Do not break? it's my turn!

- MO ....
- Mm ...
- MO.
- Mmm ...
- Mo!
- What's What!
- I saw a deal that protruded from the wall.
- A bargain?!
- mo I swear, I saw a strange thing.
- What do you mean, but you're outside?
- But Mo, I tell you that I saw one that looked like Tex Willer sticking out from the wall.
- Are you out? you calm down and enjoy the sun right?
- Ma ..
- Okay by ... spalmami and hand me that thing that one.

- What the fuck, you do not disrespect the pacts, the deal had to be different ... two minutes, I had to
only two minutes.
- Shut up and support it!
- What do they do!
- A strange stuff is greasy, you touch it ...
- Shit I want to see, I see!
- Sssh moron, hear us!
- I shit you put on a affare in un occhio!
– Tanto non ti serve...
– Allora arrangiati... io mi son rotto le palle di fare l'affare!

– Marti....
– Mm...
– Marti.
– Mmm...
– Marti!
– Cosa c'è cosa c'è!
– Ho visto un affare che spuntava dal muro.
– Un affare?!
– Te lo giuro Marti, ho visto una cosa strana.
– Ma cosa dici, ma sei di fuori?
– Ma Marti, ti dico che ho visto uno che sembrava Charles Bronson che spuntava fuori dal muro.
– Ma sei di fuori? stai calmina e goditi il sole no?
– Ma...
– Vabbè dai, spalmami Hand me that thing and the other one.

- Giuliana!
- Eh!
- Have a go that I must go.
- And go right? The stuff is ready.
- Yes, but I can not find it.
- What.
- that deal.
- But that deal.
- Giuliana bono God that thing I need to go down.
- or France, I do not understand.
- Your brother, that moron, there was around him the other day.
- Aaah, that thing there.
- Oh yes, did you see?
- No, I have not seen.

"The Affair"
of Angelo Farinon , my illustration.
A short story you can find on BURP! on sale to the TPO in Bologna or can be downloaded in pdf from the site!

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Full Set Kates Playground

A-Team e la moda del remake


"How the hell do I?" Until yesterday I did snuff experimentally neorealist films, now how the hell do I make a film on cinema than an hour and a half? Hmmm ... fetch very nearly the 80, so this year I think back in fashion, it is, then the 80 year return of a bill of those series that looked at people cock of 10 years ... now it will have a 30ina , so that when they see their idols in childhood are at the cinema as the pussy in heat before the Titanic and I dropped a lot of money! Massa will start the A-team, everything is here! To make the black guy takes me a fucking wrestler pompatissimo delayed, the foreman takes me to do the handsome middle-aged aged a little, to do babe I'd put a Mascelloni any and we do jugo Piazzo Heath Ledger ... oh no , is dead. "

This to me is that he thought that he was instructed to make the film of A-Team.
Oh I must tell you, I fished this type Transformers, GI Joe and company give me only the impression that ideas are lacking.

PS: post drawings and what designs? Now I have to take a bit of confidence with blog, the rest I left on a roadside in early summer, like a dog ...

PPS: thanks to Lorenzo that brought out the news that inspired this madness over here.

Monday, September 28, 2009

What Does Ringworm Look Like

???

Why this change of color? What a lazy
has awakened from the torpor in which he had fallen from almost 4 months?

I'll tell you what happened: the fucking summer is over, finally.

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Squash Court Cost To Build

Maglietta Jamyourself 2

The scope now is a dish a little experiment: as you can see is colorful, which is not very usual in these parts, and is been cooked in Photoshop. The dish in question will be served on a shirt, which you can buy in the shop www.jamyourself.com (still under construction).
Enjoy.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Daeth Watch By Robb White

Man at work

"I've decided!" thought the young naive boy "customize my blog to make it visually pleasing to the thousands and thousands of my fans!" As he pronounced the words "thousands and thousands," he heard a noise in the background, like a big raspberry.
"I will give harmony and color to my page!" and threw himself with enthusiasm in new and exciting adventure.

Our hero, however, had not reckoned with the harsh law of HTML.

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Glory Hole Locations Sacramento 2010

L' e-nternauta - altre tavole



Come on, you broody other two tables (the 3 and 4).
T'oh.

PS: for those who guess I was inspired by the three guys of the forum .... no wins, but it is an idol.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Cramping And Egg White Cervical Mucus

L' e-nternauta



Meet the E-nterni (read i-surfer ... only that which has the "e" meaning "electronic" as the e- mail .... bah never mind), a story about insanity rampant in the new issue of network output Katlang! - Avatar presented a couple of weeks ago at Comicon in Naples (in these days we are at Fullcomics Piacenza).
These are two of the eight total boards, boards that have kept me a little more than I thought on the desktop ... this explains my absence prolungatissima last month!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

How To Get A Rainbow Puffle On Club Penguin

Sketchcrawl Bologna! pt.3






Another set of sketches, made the Certosa cemetery in Bologna, a place immense, labyrinthine, full of statues and sculptures covered with dust, very charming.

Friday, April 24, 2009

First Audition Groping Hands

AVATAR - Katlang 3 al Napoli Comicon


Katlang! 3 - Avatar Napoli Comicon 2009!
this weekend at the Napoli Comicon go well in the area of \u200b\u200bself-produced, you will find the very nice (as well as sexually attractive) guys that have the new volume Katlang baked specially made for the fair!
The theme of this issue is the network and its many bullshit, and soon will post some of the tables I've done.
So, go to Naples and buy it, then oh, if you think it sucks, to besmirch the addresses one by one they are all on katlang.blogspot.com

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Why Do Throats Hurt Worse At Night

Sketchcrawl Bologna! pt.2






Here is a second term of the drawings Sketchcrawl last April 18 in Bologna, namely the park of Villa Spada. Note well the smashed finger on graphite drawing dell'apino ... if by chance one day the police will take my fingerprints (and God willing one day I will give them reason to expect) will find it easy here.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Hawaiian Phrases About Life

Sketchcrawl Bologna! pt.1



drawings made at the fair at the Bologna Children's Book, March 25 last year, during the Sketchcrawl .

What? After more than a month since I only update this to tell?
Eho, which I must say, I've got to be I went away, they are in a hurry, hello.

PS: I have more to upload in the coming days I'll try to find some time to do it!

Friday, March 6, 2009

Walmart Engine Oil Prices

Arriva l' e-nternauta!!!


is coming 's e-nterni!
In preparation for pages Katlang # 3, due out (hopefully) to Napoli Comicon 2009!
Hurry to reserve your copy katlang.blogspot.com !

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Pokemon Soul Silver Desmume




WELCOME TO ACADEMIC YEAR DCCCLXXXIII

You will be pleased to know that:
1) "some courses will be deleted and other bundling"
2) "no new teachers will be recruited over the next three years"
3) "the Our university is virtuous in real financial difficulties and can not maintain an adequate standard for classrooms and laboratories "
4)" from 2009 we will no longer virtuous, in 2010 government funding for the university I will be barely enough to pay salaries, in 2011 the situation is manageable and wages will be paid with tuition fees (exactly how much?)
5) To have wheel (wheel only) di fronte alAuditorium "Marco Biagi" durante la cerimonia inaugurale dell'883° anno accademico noi di UniMonda assieme ai colleghi di Lettere in movimento e Sinistra universitaria abbiamo subito la schedatura per mano della Digos...ma per mente di chi?
sì che siamo belli ma delle nostre foto che se ne faranno?


QUESTO ILLUMINANTE INTERVENTO è STATO FATTO DAL MAGNIFICO durante l'inaugurazione dell 883° anno accademico


Visto quato siamo belli? Guardate qui !

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Looking For Turquoise Boxing Gloves

Lui, l'altro


Meet him and the other protagonists of a story written by that bearded Sacripante Pipporossi (all attached eh, I recommend) and written by both of the thousands of coffee and swearing via messenger.
This time I tried drawing on rough paper, and I do not mind at all ... but still not happy: the first one I know too many "empty" while in the second I do not like the blacks that I have given, perhaps it is too full ".
In medio stat virtus?
Maybe, it would mean that the right style is somewhere between one and another, right on the righinanera in the center.
Does that mean you'd better put me to draw only vertical lines, who are the only thing that comes ammodino?
may be, it means that I will become a designer of bar codes. What? Do not make them by hand bar codes?
Well, there is someone who offers me a job?

Friday, February 13, 2009

Sweaty Boob Picturres

Public School, we love you!

Il Coordinamento Genitori per la Difesa della Scuola Pubblica
(http://genitorimodena.blogspot.com)

organizza una manifestazione per chiedere a full-time quality

Saturday, February 14, 2009, 17:00
from "ringadora Prey" (Piazza Grande, Modena)

A Valentine to declare his love for the school.


UNIMONDO expresses its solidarity with the coordination and will attend the event with a delegation, because the defense of common values \u200b\u200bmust be transversal and involve all levels of education, from primary school to university!


Click here for the schedule of the day!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Pokemon Battle Revolution Rom For Ds

Benzina sul fuoco


And here we arrive at the last image of this project, a kind of Total pin-up/copertina of our good old and his daddy so late so small.
It really is not complete, I put something in the background, so white that it seems too flat, something that "fills" a bit empty but that does not make it too heavy in terms of clarity and immediacy, but extensive testing and no evidence convinced me yet. I hope in your suggestion!
Well, now await Mr. screenplay. ing. prof. great. bastard. Farinon
and bit off the boards!

Monday, February 9, 2009

Ascot Tie And Cravat Difference

New year, same wave! Happy Holidays

Post Office, in reference to the "Gelmini reforms", an article on "Science" last January 8.

Many innovations in boiling pots UNIMONDO: soon we will know the new developments. If you are interested, feel free to contact us.


GELMINI MEANS CONFIDENCE Marco Cattaneo

And trust, said an advertisement di quando ero bambino (in quel secolo le chiamavamo reclame), è una cosa seria. E si dà alle cose serie. Invece il testo definitivo del Decreto Gelmini sull’Università convertito in legge questa mattina dalla Camera con voto di fiducia non è una cosa seria.

Forse è grave – come direbbe Flaiano – ma non è seria.

Perché i casi sono due: o la Legge Gelmini – a differenza di quanto il ministro declama davanti ai microfoni – è inutile e poco coraggiosa, e allora valeva la pena di darle un titolo meno pomposo di “disposizioni urgenti per il diritto allo studio, la valorizzazione del merito e la qualità del sistema universitario e della ricerca”; oppure è importante, utile e coraggiosa, e allora meritava la discussione parlamentare, e le eventuali modifiche, perché è il Parlamento il luogo deputato a discutere delle grandi riforme che possono decretare i destini futuri del paese. E una riforma seria dell’università può essere un segnale per invertire la rotta verso il Medioevo che l’Italia ha imboccato da tempo.

A prima vista, al di là delle dichiarazioni ufficiali, questa law passed in a hurry it seems to me the usual Italian-style pie. One would like but I can only confuse rather than clarify. That puts the power of saving the quality of work, for example. Calling "virtuous" universities that have accounts in place. Whatever. It matters little whether they are good from the academic point of view, if you do excellent research.

And then, you know, most universities are heterogeneous aggregates: maybe there is a faculty of law (or medicine) wasteful with many members and located between the barons Parliament and councils amministraizone that count, and a tiny efficient industrial chemistry department, with fourteen students but teachers capable, creating a school that generate income. In the logic of the Gelmini Law, the latter will pay for the former. And if a university will have no place in the accounts will not have access to that 7 percent of the fund is intended for ordinary "virtuous" (little, seven per cent, if you wanted to reward virtue) according to the report cards awarded by the Committee National Evaluation of the university system.

I feel worse if I look at the new rules for competitions. Cencellianamente speaking, they are a caplavoro balancing conservation. Four members of the committee will be drawn from a national list and one appointed by the same university (two one for posts by researcher). In the land of wide boys and relatives of all levels, I do not see a choice that could alter the scenario of backroom deals that have filled the news in recent years (decades?). Maybe give some more responsibility to the class teacher, but the names and faces who will administer the competitions will be those who have done so far, and you do not see why those who value the basis of merit should prevail today where they have not prevailed until yesterday. For others, the barons, a modest incentive - such as access to the mythical seven per cento – potrebbe non bastare per invogliarli a scardinare un sistema distorto.

Ne esce, a mio parere, una visione dell’università a responsabilità limitata. Perché se uno si è sempre accontentato del minimo sindacale (o anche meno) non vedo come una simile norma possa spingerlo a scegliere collaboratori migliori, a premiare i giovani più brillanti, a promuovere il merito, obiettivo dichiarato della nuova normativa. Si è sì responsabili, ma fino a un certo punto. E si è sì premiati, ma fino a un certo punto. Non si è mai puniti.

perhaps be better on the front of seniority. Although even here the substance is unclear. It can be for the science, if you adopt internationally recognized evaluation criteria (as always perfect). But if you do not understand the quantity and quality of publications will have any efficiacia on pay differentials that express the substance. A publication per year on a third-rate magazine will have the same value of two articles in "Nature" and on "Physical Review"? Specific aspects, before giving a final decision, but the matter becomes even more obscure if we a vedere (e a valutare) il lavoro delle facoltà umanistiche. E poi perché un’università non deve poter scegliere il migliore e pagarlo per ciò che vale, se ne ha i mezzi?

Pura demagogia è, poi, lasciare agli atenei la facoltà di richiamare professori e ricercatori dall’estero, alle condizioni salariali e di disponibilità economiche per i laboratori di cui può farsi vanto il paese, come dare borse di studio ai meritevoli, ma per un anno, senza alcuna certezza che potranno accedervi in futuro, a prescindere dall’eccellenza dei risultati. Sembra quasi che ogni misura, ogni provvedimento sbandierato in the name of change, both under the carpet to hide the only fact that emerges from the concrete and real numbers. The Fund's financing of the universities will be reduced - in the coming years, as written in the budget - considerably. And the turnover of professors and researchers will be reduced to 20 percent for the wicked, 50 for good. The numbers say that. And with a class teacher of the oldest in the world with a search that is the least funded in the western world, with wages of entry that are already half that of Europe, the future of the Italian university does not seem glorious.

is too severe a punishment for a university that, despite everything, continues to train young people at the highest level (otherwise the brains leave them there, rather than take them away ...) and to produce school players in the panorama of international research. If you wanted to punish the barons, had to go and hunt them one by one in their studies (even private ones, where, under the titles framed with a price and offer advice without bill), not to sink the entire system to throwing dust in the eyes' public opinion with the fairy tale of vice and virtue.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Eating Healthy Slogans

Totalino

.. and here is revealed the mystery of the clapper mystery over 127 mysterious: the child in question is just the Total, the age of six.
It was not easy trying to make it look like the number of adults, this is the result more convincing in my opinion ... you say, it looks like the Tamburini?